Comic-Con be blessed, new shots from a film that I’m really hoping is amazing (Battle: Los Angeles) were release today. Cinema Blend thinks that in the lower right hand corner you can see what one of the alien ships . Pretty sure it’s a missile or some from of arsenal, kicking off a shock-wave or something. Seems rather early to be showing off something as spoilerific as a spaceship.
So BIG Comic-Con news, good old Guillermo Del Toro is directing a reboot of the Haunted Mansion. The film will focus around the Hat Box Ghost (pictured above), he promises it will be truly scary (kind of an odd promise to make). Already this sounds too good to be true, but honestly I doubt they can do worse than the previous attempt. I shamefully admit that I own the haunted mansion DVD. Only because it says “Haunted Mansion” and I love that ride so much. I actually think the original with Eddy Murphy could of been funny. If you had him freaking out and isolated and going gradually insane (ala Ash from Evil Dead 2) it could of been great. Instead they threw in a damn family and made the ghosts goofy. It was slight potential turned into complete trash.
If I hear you say Inception sucked, you get punched in the nose. To deny that it rocked, is to deny your inner child a Michelangelo Ninja Turtle. Never again should you coat anything in a greasy layer of butter, because you hate all things amazing.
Okay before we go too deep, first things first… No, I’ve not become a Leonardo DiCaprio convert. I will not be purchasing all his movies and “catching up” on everything I have “missed”. I will say that I found his presence in this movie less disturbing than I thought I would, and he did a fine job with the role. It doesn’t change the fact that he looks like a big kid, trying to play very adult roles. Nevertheless, it’s caused me to realized that I need to look past the visually disturbing actor and focus on the potential of experiencing a really great story…
…because that’s what Inception was, a really great story.
It’s smart, perhaps too smart. I’m not saying it’s not without it’s flaws, but it has so much going for it that the flaws seem small in comparison to what they accomplished. It’s nice to get a film of this caliber in the science fiction genre, a genre that really has nearly limitless potential that is infrequently tapped.
If you wish to ignore all of that, there is an upside. You can score a lot of points with other snobs if you start to voice your intellectual superiority to the film’s narrative. Make sure to talk about how you predicted the ending in the opening credits, or how how the director completely ignored everything you learned about the brain when you took that one class in junior college.
Leonardo DiCaprio has always bugged me. I can’t get past his look; the appearance of a child in a big suit. It was sort of okay when he was playing kids, but as he gets older it gets worse. I’ve avoided seeing his movies, because it spares me the torture of looking at him for a long period of time. I just don’t get it, I don’t get the appeal. However I might be potentially wrong. I could be living in a cloud of my own disillusion. Tonight I’m going to see a Science Fiction film directed by Christopher Nolan. If this doesn’t change my mind about him, I don’t know what will.
I saw Predators… and yes, Adrien Brody did a fine job (I was wrong, Thank God).
As for Predators, it was good… not great, but good. I would of preferred that they cleaned up the script a bit. I liked the premise, but unfortunately they really set themselves up for failure by making each of the characters scum bags (who wants to root for that?). Maybe they saved the best parts of Robert Rodriguez’s original treatment for a sequel? If they did, that was a bad call. However if you liked the original, you won’t be disappointed with this… Robert Rodriguez proves yet again, that the same stuff I loved as a kid, is the same stuff he loves and he pays enormous respect to it.
I go back and forth on Ryan Reynolds, I really can’t tell if I like him or hate him. That’s kind of how I feel about the suit above. From first glance, it kind of reminds me of the armor that Vlad wore in Dracula (but Green). I guess the suit is CG and that is supposed to be cool, but I guess I’m not feeling it. In fact, I really don’t know if I’m excited to see this character and story brought to the screen at all. Maybe it’s because I don’t have any vested interest in the character, I’ve never read the comic so I can’t really get amped up on what might happen. I did read the wiki, and from what I can gather it’s basically an all powerful superman with a ring.
I know that if you want to hurt superman, you use Kryptonite and if you want to hurt the Green Lantern you take his stupid jewelry away. Taking into consideration that people who write superhero movies love to show super heroes without their powers leads me to believe that the story line will be roughly the following:
30 minutes of Green Lantern getting the ring
30-45 minutes of Green Lantern using how to use the ring
15-60 minutes of the Green Lantern losing the powers and having to deal with it. (this part sucks)